Sleep-Talking: The Wife Reports from the Field

You (extremely belligerent): I would like to order an orange juice, a side of bacon, and grilled potatoes. Do you need me to repeat it?

Me: No.

You: Could you read that back to me?

Me: Orange juice, a side of bacon, and grilled potatoes.

You: Do you need my address?

Me: Yes.

You: I live at 42 Farfagnoogle…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

posted: 09 March 28