Most Inadvertently Outrageous Thing I Said at the Holiday Party

“Does your dog get excited when she’s wet.”


The Wife on Her Favorite Breakfast Food


The Wife Upon Hearing Me Declare That I May Have Accidentally Taken Two Doses of Medication and Therefore May Die in My Sleep


Seasonal Dessert that Sounds Dirty #2


The Annoyed Wife on Me Having Left My iPone by Her Bedside While She Was Trying to Sleep


Actual Song Descriptions of Royalty Free Music


Sleep-Talking: The Wife Reports from the Field


The Wife to the Doctor Upon Waking from Anaesthesia


Sleep-Talking Brady Bunch Style


Seasonal Dessert that Sounds Dirty


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